Beneath the layers of makeup and revealing dresses, restaurant employees were getting ready for Hospo night at a local club in downtown Auckland. After church, we took off our Sunday best, and got ready to celebrate a night of people who serve others.
With a bit of pre gaming at our apartment
Some people went quite hard quite early
...and for that...they were punished
But the following day is where all the excitement laid. Just outside of Auckland resides an island renown for wine and rich white people. It is here that I decided to pursue my career as a gold digger while sipping on some nice earthy toned red wines.
Hungover immigrants being smuggled onto the island
First Wine Tasting Observation: Taste the same as every other wine in my life
And the best way to look damn good
Is by covering most of your face
Me attempting to kiss the feet of a wealthy white man in attempts to woo his wife
Tragicness strikes when the glass goes empty
But it was quickly refilled with...stuff
And from then on, I would like to think that things got pretty crunk
...but in reality, everyone just ended up falling asleep
and merely dreamed of being classy
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